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The Country Gospel According to GOLDIE

3/11/07
Kellie Channels Dolly, Nicole Pole Dances and Shania Tops The List

One more ingénue falls prey to the ‘Hollywood Measure Stick’. Or should we call it the ‘Nashville Cup Size’?

Before After

Cause, call me crazy, but I’m pretty sure Kellie Pickler’s had a breast augmentation. Last week on Idol, when Ryan Seacrest asked Kellie what she’s been spending her money on, she said, “shoes”. His answer? (As he looked pointedly at the twins…) “Just shoes?” 

Then when she turned around they slapped me right in the face. It can’t just be a few extra pounds gained and a great bra. And what’d you think of the hair? For those of you who didn’t see it, Kellie sported a curly, bleach blond ‘do’ reminiscent of Dolly Parton’s locks circa 1976.

Speaking of Dolly, Dollywood is busy putting the finishing touches on "Mystery Mine," the park's new $17.5 million steel roller coaster, the first ride of its kind in the U.S.

Passengers on the ride maneuver several high-speed twists as the miner cars travel through a series of uncertain encounters, including a fall from a collapsed trestle and a plunge into a dark and abandoned tunnel.

The cars will speed through at 60 miles an hour and feature one heart-line roll, one rollover loop and vertical drops of up to 95 feet! Laugh yourself silly or scream like a schoolgirl for what’ll feel like the longest two and a half minutes of your life.

Tickets for the CMT Music Award show in Nashville April 16th went on sale last week. This is the show the artists love because the all the awards except one, Video of the Year, are voted on by fans. Already set to perform are Kenny Chesney, Tim McGraw, Carrie Underwood, Martina, Dierks Bentley and Sugarland.

Rascal Flatts will open the show and the song they’ll sing is up to the voters. The choices are “Life Is A Highway”, “Me And My Gang” and “Fast Cars And Freedom.” You can vote now at cmt.com

Canadian fans, my spies tell me CMT Canada will be running a really cool contest during the live broadcast and rumor has it the prize’ll be a trip to New York City to see Martina McBride. I’ll keep you posted on the details as I get them. 

Singer Mariah Carey was in a Nashville honky tonk last week shooting scenes for her latest movie, "Tennessee,” in which she plays an aspiring songwriter.

According to the Music City's WKRN-TV, an extra said that’s where they shot the final scene of the film, where Mariah’s character goes to a writer’s night. She co-wrote on the songs she sings in the film with Willie Nelson. The extra also told the TV station that Mariah seemed friendly, but that the movie extras were told not to talk to her.

The sad thing is, Mariah probably has no idea her people told everyone to stay away. Big stars are so sheltered, they have no idea what outrageous requests are made on their behalf. 

According to the Smoking Gun, Mariah’s rider includes two hot air humidifiers, Diet Coke, Cristal, champagne glasses, and bendy straws. You can take the girl out of Massapequa…

It wouldn’t be a gossip column if there weren’t at least one tidbit or two about Keith and Nicole. Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are on a romantic cruise from the West Indies, on the island of St. Barts. Paparazzi caught them in a passionate kiss on their yacht and they shot Nic grabbing a support pole then dancing around it and singing, before grabbing a kiss from Keith.

I must say I didn’t think ‘The Freeze’ had it in her. Way to go, Nicole! Just goes to show that under the coldest facades burn the hottest fires. Onlookers said they looked like honeymooners.

And finally, the "Definitive 200" list of albums and soundtracks was released last week by NARM (National Association of Recording Merchandisers) and recognized by the Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame. 

Shania Twain is the highest ranking country act on the big list, with 1997's Come On Over ranked at No. 21.

Three Dixie Chicks albums made the tally. 1998's Wide Open Spaces at number 33, 2002's Home coming in at 100 and 1999's FLY in at 113.

Willie Nelson's 1975 album Red Headed Stranger is number 143 on the list, with his 1978 release, Stardust landing at 192.

Other country acts that made the Definitive list: 1999's Faith Hill album, Breathe came in at number 76 and Johnny Cash’s 1968 classic, Johnny Cash at Folsom Prison ranked 77th.

In case you’re wondering, The Beatles' 1967 album, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, topped the list.

Until next time, it’s not what they say about you, it’s what they whisper.

~ Goldie

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