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The Country Gospel According to GOLDIE

5/20/07

Kelly Outsings Reba, Faith is Jealous of Taylor and Miranda is a Brat

I love award shows. The lights, the bling and, of course, the clothes are the main reasons I watch. Throw in a few sexy cowboys, some great country music and an entertaining host and I’ll sit through four, five hours of the stuff.

So, I was thrilled when I found out Reba would be hosting the ACM awards again this year. She has hosted a record-breaking nine times, and is it me, or does she look younger than she did 20 years ago? I have got to get the name of her plastic surgeon. Not that I, I mean, you know… just in case. And the girls looked bigger, too. I hear you have to have those things replaced every 10 years or so. I guess she decided to go for an upgrade this time around. But I digress. So Reba hosted once again and low and behold, she was introduced by the queen of country, Miss Shania Twain herself. Which means – you guessed it! – we can expect a new Shania Twain album in the upcoming year.

Back to Reba. She and Kelly Clarkson performed a duet of Kelly’s, “Because of You”, that fell pretty flat. No doubt intended to promote Reba’s duet album, I think the performance did her a disservice. She sang all the really “big” parts, and although she has a great voice, Reba does not have a big enough voice to pull off a Kelly Clarkson hit. Sorry, Reba. Thumbs down on that one.

Carrie Underwood’s date was quarterback Tony Romo whom she kissed on the mouth when she won Female Vocalist. Every time the camera panned to him, he was making googly eyes at her. She looked amazing and went through as many outfit changes as Reba. She raked in three awards for Top Female Vocalist, Album of the Year and Video of the Year. 

When she accepted her third award of the evening, Carrie said, "I'd like to thank God for giving me so much that I do not deserve. And I'm crying again, because this is what I do at awards shows, so I'm sorry... My friends, my family, fans, thank you. God bless you. And, of course, the place that started it all…I would not be here if it weren't for American Idol."

Gretchen Wilson dumped her trademark tank top and jeans for a little black dress she ordered online from Frederick’s of Hollywood. It’s the glitter mesh baby doll dress and it’s on sale for $29.99. One thing’s for sure, success hasn’t changed this frugal Walmart shopper.

By the way, have you see Gretchen’s new video? She struts around in a bikini top and cut off jeans and hot bod and super tight abs put all of those emaciated Hollywood Bimbettes to shame.

The sweetest moment of the night was Taylor Swift walking over to Tim McGraw and singing her song to him. Then she shook his hand and hugged him - they had never met before. She also hugged a newly blonde Faith Hill who was fiercely hanging on to hubby Tim. Relax Faith. Taylor is 17 years old for Pete’s sake. She is not after your husband. The little vixen, er, I mean, Taylor, is going on tour with Tim and Faith this summer so Faith better get used to having her hanging around.

Tim McGraw's performance was well…he was Tim. If you’re a fan, I’m sure it was nothing short of amazing. Personally, I don’t get it. I don’t care how hot he is, he bores me to death. Although, I must say that even though I’m not gaga for the man, I do have a lot of respect for Tim. He did a song about military heroes and when he finished the camera revealed family members of fallen military heroes sitting behind him on stage. Tim paid all their expenses so they could be there. 

Miranda Lambert attended the ceremonies with boyfriend Blake Shelton, but he missed her victory. She says, “he went to the bathroom just as I was winning, so I had nobody to hug.” Maybe that’s why she seemed so unimpressed with the win. Seriously. Her first award ever and she had ‘whatever’ written all over her face. 

I loved watching Sugarland perform on that moving airport sidewalk. I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall during rehearsals. I’ve never attempted dancing on a moving sidewalk but my foot caught the side of a treadmill once and it sent me flying clear across the room.

And finally, Hillary Clinton wants you to pick her campaign theme song, and Shania’s "Rock This Country" is in the running. Head to HillaryClinton.com to vote for it.

Until next time, remember, “It’s not what they say about you, it’s what they whisper.”

~ Goldie

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